September 12, 2003
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The Red Paint Incident
Yes, I spilled a whole can of it on the art room floor today. I tried to mop it up, only I realized that someone had stolen our mop over the summer. So, fuming about people barging in my classroom while I’m not around and pilfering things without permission, I stomped around the basement of the school and promptly stole someone else’s mop. I wheeled the rolly bucket into my room only to find that the red paint monster had spread itself across the floor, and was now attempting to devour the bottoms of some boxes as well as some unsuspecting classroom chairs. I attacked it valiantly, and got red paint on my shoes for all my effort. The floor turned pink. I finally slopped it all up into the crusty mauve-waterlogged pathetic excuse for a mop, rinsed the whole shebang out in the narsty-arse wringer/ bucket mechanism, and schlepped the whole thing back where i found it. Now my floor is clean.
And basically, that is what I did today. Yay, art.
