July 11, 2007
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First Day
Avast.
Today went good. I got up with Matt and fed the bunny as usual, then walked down to the bus stop with him. Matt, not the bunny. The bunny doesn't take the bus. The bunny would probably try to eat or attack the bus.
Anyways, I went to Kerri's house and dragged her along for a walk around the pond. It was a little muggy this morning so we were both sweating our asses off- sexy, ain't it? - and she bitched & moaned about her friend's wedding that was this past weekend. We both eschewed the whole concept completely. Or pretended to. That's what walking and bitching is all about.
Afterwards i felt sticky, so I came home and had a shower. Made myself a bologna and potato chip sammich. Released the rabbit. The rabbit looked at me like i had three heads since i was home in the middle of the day. I fixed the stupid bathroom door and did a couple other little repairs around the house while the rabbit "helped". We were both tuckered out after that so we had a nap. Then i decided i was ready for another walk, so i went down to The Valley of the Ghetto-Marts. They have a dollar discount and a hoochie store and a bodega over there. Good times, good times.
On my way back, looking mighty scruffy from my long, hot stroll, I was cut off in a parking lot by a guy in a car. He leaned out and said hello to me, and asked if i had a minute- wuh-oh. Gets out of his car, i back off a bit, armed with my Dunkies coolatta and ready to flee if he tries to grab me or give me religious pamphlets. Says his name is Douglas. I stare at him. He asks me if i live around here. I say, yeah. He says i'm sooooo beautiful he had to hang a U-ie and come say hello. I laugh, since i'm gross and sweaty and cranky. Turns out he's harmless, i say i have a boyfriend but i'm flattered. He says, well, worth a try, have a nice day, goes his merry way. Bye-bye weird dude hitting on me. Huh.
So now i'm back in the studio, tidying up a bit and paying some bills. The rabbit is helping by nibbling off all the corners of the papers i leave within reach. Good job, ugmoe. You can be a self-employed pirate, too.
Comments (1)
Yar, indeed. Where do I sign up?
except for the weird guy, the day sounds perfect. I wonder if people think that will really work to woo a girl? Of course, I've never tried it.......hmm.......
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