August 13, 2004

• My most brilliant ideas come to me just as I'm waking up, in that in-between state where I'm realizing I want some cocoa puffs yet haven't quite gotten a grip on reality.

  
  

  Then after about twenty minutes, I realize what a nutjob I am.

  
  

  This morning's idea-  the Dry Erase T-shirt.  It would come in all kinds of colors, with a super glossy white plastic patch on the front, much like iron-on transfers from the 80's. When you buy it, it comes with a dry erase marker so you can re-create your message every day.  Such as.....

  
  

  for cranky people:

  
  

  
  

  
  

  for slutty chicks:

  
  

  

  
  

  for lazy waitresses:

  
  

  

  
  

  It's like a bazillion shirts in one.

  
  

  Of course, the color of the shirt itself would have to be relatively dark, so that the dry-erase dust wouldn't stain the fabric as badly. And I also need to find a place that can print up shiny transfer tees with plain squares on them.

  
  

  Hmmm........

  
  

  Time for some cocoa puffs. I'm completely insane.

  
  

   

  
  

   

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