Month: August 2004


  • Lost in the wilderness on a westbound train,
    i wake up from the rumble of steel on rails and wonder
    where I've gone to, and how to get back.
    I walked from one end of the shore to the next, adrift;
    footsore and wild-hearted.
    Home is never the same place.

  • My most brilliant ideas come to me just as I'm waking up, in that in-between state where I'm realizing I want some cocoa puffs yet haven't quite gotten a grip on reality.


    Then after about twenty minutes, I realize what a nutjob I am.


    This morning's idea-  the Dry Erase T-shirt.  It would come in all kinds of colors, with a super glossy white plastic patch on the front, much like iron-on transfers from the 80's. When you buy it, it comes with a dry erase marker so you can re-create your message every day.  Such as.....


    for cranky people:




    for slutty chicks:



    for lazy waitresses:



    It's like a bazillion shirts in one.


    Of course, the color of the shirt itself would have to be relatively dark, so that the dry-erase dust wouldn't stain the fabric as badly. And I also need to find a place that can print up shiny transfer tees with plain squares on them.


    Hmmm........


    Time for some cocoa puffs. I'm completely insane.


     


     

  • Shake Yo' Ass to This!

    "i believe that god made me a woman.
    i feel it in my heart, and this bitch's voice must be heard.
    a sex change is the only certain way to preserve
     the sanctity of marriage."
    -DJ Dubya

  • Hell-ramen for dinner tonight.

    At least in the Kingdom of Loathing I have money to buy groceries. Good thing moxie carries over into reality- funny, how the following reflects on my actual life:

     









    CrazyAnnie






    An Adventurer is You!
    CrazyAnnie (#166033)
    Level 6
    Sample Swindler

    Statistics:











































    Current Hit Points: 21
    Maximum Hit Points: 30
    Current Mojo Points: 23
    Maximum Mojo Points: 27 (base: 17)
    Muscle:





    40 (base: 22)




    		(23/45)
    Mysticality:





    22 (base: 19)




    		(3/39)

    Moxie:





    48 (base: 29)




    		(40/59)

    Temulency: 13 (pretty drunk)
    Adventures remaining: 0
    Meat: 304959
    Turns Played: 733

    Advancement:








    You must gain 11 Moxie to advance to level 7.

    PvP:










    Fights Won:
    		19
    Fights Lost:
    		16


    Equipment:






























    Hat: Disco 'Fro Pick (Power: 50)
    Weapon: diamond-studded cane (Power: 60)
    Pants: Ninja Hot Pants (Power: 70)
    Accessory: shiny ring
    Accessory: moxie magnet
    Accessory: Ye Olde Golde Frontes

    Skills:
    (click the skill name for a description)








    Disco Aerobics
    Disco Eye-Poke
    Nimble Fingers
    Disco Dance of Doom
    Mad Looting Skillz

    Current Familiar:









    Fluffy, the 4 pound Sabre-Toothed Lime (16 kills)

    Accomplishments:

























    You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole.
    You have proven yourself literate.
    You have helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
    You have unlocked 3 tattoos.
    You have helped defend the Gourd.
    You have slain your Nemesis in the Cave.
    You have found the Slug Lord's treasure.
    You have built your own Bitchin' Meat Car.
    You have taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
    You have found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.

  • Girl Devoured By Boredom Monster!



    The irony being, of course, that the whole being eaten thing was pretty amusing while it was happening. 

  • Fun thing to poke!

  • Mmm, grass.