June 23, 2004

• Woo! another day of nuthin'. What day is it? Oh, Wednesday. Yeah.

  
  

  In other news, I have decided to have a yard sale, since I have too much crapola. And then I got a good idea.

  
  

  

  
  

  Hey, I got some cool stuff. Practically irresistable. And I figured I'd give you guys first crack at it.

  
  

  Here's how it will work:

  
  

  First, I will post pictures of all my fabulous belongings, at tag sale prices, around 9am on tuesday. Maybe I'll even put wierd little price stickers on em. We're talking under a dollar kinda stuff. If you are interested in claiming one of my treasures for yourself, you can leave a comment which says so, and it's yours. I gotta get it to you somehow, so there will be nominal shipping fee, which I'll figure out and post on tuesday. It's not an auction, so you can't outbid anyone else, and i'm not bartering either. Well maybe, if you have beer or cookies or something.  You can try to haggle with me, but I'm pretty stubborn. This is gonna be like a real yard sale, kinda like  me sitting in a lawn chair drinking PBR in the sun, and the first of you to show up get first dibs on my worldly possessions. Hoo-boy!

  
  

  If anyone's up for having a xanga neighborhood yard sale, let me know, and maybe we can link to each other's sites and reel in extra packrats and other suckers.

  
  

   

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