March 27, 2004
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Yeah, I know. Everyone’s got one of these thangs. But the oxymephorii have got to frolic somewhere!! Is it possible for a tiny island nation to survive and flourish based on its intelligent conservation efforts, a policy towards sustainable development, and the flourishing sarcasm and wit of a certain, obnoxious, rare, stripey creature? We shall see…..
The Most Serene Republic of Pisangue Island
“Schnerkit!”
UN Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights: Superb
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Superb
Location: The East Pacific
The Most Serene Republic of Pisangue Island is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning oxymephorous population. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 6 million are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections.
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Crime is moderate. Pisangue Island’s national animal is the oxymephorous, which frolics freely in the nation’s many lush forests, and its currency is the snart.
Now offering exciting adventure tours through the lush and pristine forests of our island! Come see the most marvelous and rare Oxymephorous. Travel packages begin at the special low price of 399 snart; meals and airfare not included.
Comments (4)
sign me up!
I wanna know the exchange rates here. I’ve got $1.23 and I’m not sure if that’s still equal to 399 snart or if it’s worth more now. More is good.
I think I’ve got a couple hundred snarts to burn… tell me, how are the beaches over yonder?
*waves a fistful of snarts* where do i pay?