September 10, 2003
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Vanquished!
I killed the clothes pile monster! He is dead! I dismembered him bit by bit, tossed a good chunk in a drawer, made a folded pile out of some other parts, and threw the rest in the washing machine. Take that, foul closet scourge!
Today I am attacking everything I have been procrastinating getting done. I am on an organizational simplification rampage! Arrr!
“Short Skirt / Long Jacket”
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry
She’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnng jacket……
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who used a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facility
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng…. lonnng jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
And at the city bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggggggg jacket!
(Hey Cake, that’s me!!)
