August 8, 2003
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Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
It is fun to pretend to be pirates.
“oxymephorous: er. i would be the Captain, duhh
oxymephorous: with the nice room in the stern.
bryonpigg: oh?
oxymephorous: yeah.
bryonpigg: maybe if you were lucky i’d let you be my cabin wench.
bryonpigg: har har har
oxymephorous: if you have a problem with it, i’ll toss you in the dinghy.
bryonpigg: i don’t think so matey
oxymephorous: walk the friggin plank, pal.
oxymephorous: i’m not your wench.
bryonpigg: yes yee arrr!
oxymephorous: fine. I’m getting my own ship.
oxymephorous: i’m going to seduce your crew, blow up your boat, and make off with your treasure.
oxymephorous: arrr.
bryonpigg: foul temptress!
oxymephorous: i am what i am, and a superior pirate captain at that.
bryonpigg: y’ar a remoresless witch of a pirate
oxymephorous: what else is new?
bryonpigg: but i will tame thee with my rugged outlaw charm
bryonpigg: yarr!
oxymephorous: hmf. maybe if you’re nice i’ll let you swab my decks.
oxymephorous: but that’s about it.
bryonpigg: oh i’ll swab your decks all right!”
And in case you’re wondering, i have the treasure map. Yarrr!
