February 22, 2008

• ABSTINENCE-ONLY DRIVER'S ED

  "Car accidents are a leading
  cause of death for teenagers. The school board and your elected
  representatives want to make sure that you and your families are spared
  from such a tragedy, which is why the money for driver's ed was
  eliminated from the budget. Whereas last year I was teaching your older
  siblings how to shift and brake and three-point-turn during a six-week
  course, it has since been decreed that I actually need just one
  afternoon to tell you the only piece of safety information I'm
  permitted by law to share:
  

  The ONLY 100 percent effective method for avoiding car accidents is to ABSTAIN from driving until marriage."

  
  

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