August 10, 2007

• troublebunny

  As we already know, I live in a house with a very clever, very naughty rabbit. This morning his “projects” included:

  • Rummaging through my purse and leaving half-nibbled receipts all over the floor;
  • Systematically removing all refrigerator magnets within reach, and strewing them around the kitchen;
  • A thorough investigation of my bead box, which is of great interest mostly because he is not permitted there;
  • Scampering across the wet painting i was working on;
  • Nudging my ankles until i got up from my desk to give chase;
  • Loudly destroying the cardboard castle i built for him (that’s okay, though);
  • Banging and scratching on the pantry door, because he’s obsessed with a cardboard box inside,
  • Begging for raisins, knocking things over on the bottom shelf where they are kept;
  • Pretending to eat electrical cords, all the while peering at me sidelong to see if i would holler;
  • tipping over his pellet dish in protest of lack of treats;
  • telling me my taste in music absolutely sucks. Okay, i totally made that up.
  • Scaling large items of furniture to get a better view of his domain:

  

  I’m not even kidding. He got up there all by himself. Maybe he wanted to check his email or something?

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