July 13, 2007

• A Strange Correspondence.

  MAtt forwarded me this string of emails today:
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  On Jul 13, 2007, at 12:13 AM, Matt P. wrote:

  Hey Eli,
  What up fool? I made a video blog for my friend in Japan. If you
  listen close you hear some music that sounds kinda familiar! It works
  well. Help all is well, brotha.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzoOXYShpas

  Carmalized Lettuce,

  Yjorken

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  On 7/13/07, Eli C-P wrote:

  You owe $35.000, plus you'll need to sign a waver with my lawyers.
  They are on their way to your house by way of helicopter. They
  require chilled aperitif, and dog food for the many they carry as
  protection, in addition to $35,000, cash in Yen.

  blanched human infant,

   Eli

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  On Jul 13, 2007, at 1:16 PM, Matt P. wrote:

  I sent the wire transfer to your bank account for $35, which was
  accepted by the bank in Tokyo as $35,000 Yen and then converted into
  the Martian currency- which is now equivalent to 34 Zon or 400,730
  Pesos. Then your lawyers touched down on the helipad outside and we
  ate Sushi and Burritos on my rooftop, while discussing the recent
  deployment of Martian troops in Zernon.

  We had a good laugh about the time you went bee keeping
  in your underwear, then I gave them a shot of
  whiskey and they were on their way. Their copter might have
  disconnected my power line. I will send you a bill for 34 Zon.

  Decomposing squid,
  Yjorken

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  Silly people.

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