March 31, 2004

• Makin’ the big snarts, now!

  
  

  For all of you who have requested info on an exclusive tour of my fabulous fictitious Island, or have gone so far as to actually send me some cold hard snart as a deposit, rest assured I will be making travel arrangements for you all very soon. Bwahaha.

  
  

  At any rate, I spent a few days thoroughly amusing myself with the endless possibilities of snarts, with phrases like “Hey, could you lend me a couple snarts?” or “Aw yeah, bringing home the snart” or  “I just won a million snarts!” Heh heh.

  
  

   But anyway, back to reality.

  
  
  

  I start my dance class tomorrow night, and I’m hoping I won’t be totally underexperienced and outclassed.  We’re supposed to dance barefoot, but I’m hoping I will be allowed to wear my lucky rainbow socks, because that’s what I usually like to prance around in, you know, when I’m at home getting my groove on to something loud. Maybe I can even wear legwarmers, like in Fame. I’m also nervous about hanging out in a leotard and stuff, because even though I’m going to be in a room full of twiggy ballerina-types, I’m pretty self-concious of my chicken-arms and knobby knees. I guess I’m hoping the whole experience will help me get over that crap, and get stronger and more graceful. Ha. Graceful. Right.

  
  

  

  
  

  This was taken about three seconds before I knocked a lamp over.

  
  

  Wish me luck, hopefully I don’t break anything, or offend a cranky ballerina. ergh.

  • 5:12 pm
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