Io capisco un po’ l’italiano
Day one of my italian lessons, and the first thing I learn to say are pickup lines. Scuzi, senore, lei capisce l’italiano? lei capisce l’inglese? can I get in your hot italian pants? please?
I am so going to be the mackdaddy tramp-mistress of Venice someday.
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hell yes you are.
(the first thing I learned in Latin was “is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? too bad no one speaks it…)
hey! doesn’t that say, “sir, excuse me, do you understand italian? do you understand english?”
yes, but once i can say “hot italian pants” then i will be unstoppable!