October 22, 2003

• From Nick,

  
  

  who needs to Get Some, or at least leave his desk once in a while:

  
  

  “…My Chinese Warrior Guy is sitting by my desk with his plastic knife. He’s winking at me and making suggestive poses with his plastic knife. I think one could officially call that “coming out of the closet.”
  The Buddha just sits there and laughs at him, though the Buddha’s always laughing, so that’s not much of a change of pace.
  Why did I have to buy the gay Chinese Warrior Guy? Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I think it’s Eleanor’s fault. I’m going to return him and buy the Chinese Warrior Chick. With my luck, she’d prolly be gay too.
  I need to back off on sucking flux remover.”

  
  

  Wow.

  • 5:46 pm
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